I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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