only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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