her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
