So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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