These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
how does that bad decision feel?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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