okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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