just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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