The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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