Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
bring money and cleavage
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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