i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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