you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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