Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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