My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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