it wasn't lemon gatorade
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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