whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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