So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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