your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Still dying that you shit outside
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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