Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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