you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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