I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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