38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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