just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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