i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
People with herpes should wear stickers.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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