I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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