think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
