You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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