I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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