I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.