Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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