the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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