dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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