Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
