no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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