he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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