Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
