just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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