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This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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