My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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