Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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