I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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