Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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