I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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