I must be too annoying 4 u.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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