Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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