Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
