you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Randomize
