if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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