Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize