i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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