Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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