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• (713): View more from Texas

  I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that

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• (415): View more from California

  I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.

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• (949): View more from California

  I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.

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  To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.

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