i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Is it penis luge time yet?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site