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Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
What's dad's email?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?