I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.