Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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