How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I will be naked everywhere
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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