That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
try to milk me bitch
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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