He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just had sex on a roof
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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