i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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