what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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